๐ URGENT NOTICE: Wind Chime Noise Ordinance – Maximum 3 Chimes Per Property ๐
Issued by: EMWV HOA Audio Compliance Division
Date: October 12, 2025
Classification: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE
Recent complaints about excessive wind chime activity have prompted the HOA Board to implement strict new regulations. The community’s peace and quiet must be preserved at all costs.
๐ข WIND CHIME LIMITS
Maximum Allowed: 3 wind chimes per property
Size Restrictions: No chime larger than 6 inches in diameter
Material Requirements: Only bamboo, wood, or ceramic chimes allowed
Metal Chimes: STRICTLY PROHIBITED (too loud and disruptive)
โฐ OPERATING HOURS
Wind chimes may only be active during approved hours:
- Weekdays: 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM
- Weekends: 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM
- Holidays: 12:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Nighttime: COMPLETELY SILENT (8:00 PM – 8:00 AM)
๐ VIOLATION TRACKING
The HOA has implemented a sophisticated monitoring system:
- Audio Sensors: Installed throughout the community
- Decibel Monitoring: Real-time noise level tracking
- Violation Alerts: Automatic citations for excessive chime activity
- Neighbor Reporting: Anonymous tip line for chime violations
๐ฐ FINE STRUCTURE
Violators will face escalating penalties:
- 4th Chime: $100 fine + mandatory removal
- Excessive Chimes: $250 per additional chime
- After Hours: $75 per hour of violation
- Metal Chimes: $500 fine + immediate confiscation
- Repeat Offenders: Referral to HOA Compliance Court
๐ MANDATORY CHIME EDUCATION
All residents must complete the “Wind Chime Harmony” certification:
- Workshop: “Understanding Chime Etiquette”
- Duration: 2 hours
- Cost: $50 per household
- Certification: Required for all chime owners
“Remember: Your wind chimes should whisper, not shout. Community harmony depends on it.”
Chime Compliance Hotline: (555) 555-CHIME
Report Violations: chimeviolations@ewmv.com
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