🚨 REMINDER – FIREWORKS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN EMWV 🚨
Issued by: EMWV HOA Security & Patriotic Compliance Division
Date: June 26, 2025
Classification: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE
Residents are hereby reminded that the use, possession, or storage of ANY fireworks is strictly prohibited from Independence Day through July 7th. This includes but is not limited to:
- Sparklers and Roman candles
- Fountain-style ground displays
- Confetti poppers
- Any item sold at a roadside tent staffed by teenagers with Mountain Dew and felony charges
⚠️ ENFORCEMENT MEASURES
Violators will face:
- Fine: $500 per item
- Penalty: Suspension of gate sticker
- Mandatory: Attendance at “Fire-Free Freedom” re-education session in clubhouse basement
🎆 FIRST ANNUAL FREEDOM IGNITION CEREMONY
Date: July 4th, 2025
Time: 9:00 PM
Location: HOA Dog Park
Sponsored by: EMWV HOA and Defense Contractors
Join us for our official fireworks display! This professionally managed event ensures safe celebration of our nation’s independence.
“You’re not banned from celebrating freedom—just from expressing it independently.”
Remember: Freedom isn’t free—and we make sure of it.
Report violations to: (555) 911-SECURITY
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