EMERGENCY NOTICE: Unlicensed Lemonade Operations – Zero Tolerance Policy

🍋 EMERGENCY NOTICE: Unlicensed Lemonade Operations – Zero Tolerance Policy 🍋

Issued by: EMWV HOA Business Compliance Division
Date: October 8, 2025
Classification: CRITICAL ENFORCEMENT

The HOA Board has identified a serious threat to community order: unlicensed lemonade operations. These illegal businesses pose significant risks to public health, safety, and property values.

🚫 ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY

All lemonade sales are prohibited without proper licensing
Age Restrictions: No person under 18 may operate a lemonade stand
Location Restrictions: No sales within 500 feet of any residence
Time Restrictions: No sales before 9:00 AM or after 5:00 PM

📋 LICENSING REQUIREMENTS

To operate a legal lemonade stand, residents must:

• Business License: $500 annual fee
• Health Permit: $200 inspection fee
• Insurance: $1,000,000 liability coverage required
• Background Check: All operators must pass security clearance
• Training Certification: “Safe Lemonade Handling” course ($150)
• Equipment Inspection: All stands must meet HOA standards

🔍 ENFORCEMENT PROTOCOL

HOA Security will actively patrol for violations:

• Daily Patrols: Random inspections of all properties
• Undercover Operations: Plainclothes officers monitoring for illegal sales
• Neighbor Reporting: Anonymous tip line for violations
• Video Surveillance: Security cameras monitoring common areas
• Citizen Arrests: Residents authorized to detain violators

💰 PENALTY STRUCTURE

Violators face severe consequences:

• First Offense: $500 fine + immediate shutdown
• Second Offense: $1,000 fine + equipment confiscation
• Third Offense: $2,500 fine + HOA Compliance Court
• Chronic Violators: Property lien + possible eviction
• Minors: Parents responsible for all fines and penalties

🏛️ LICENSED OPERATORS ONLY

Currently approved lemonade operations:

• HOA Official Stand: Clubhouse parking lot (Saturdays only)
• Community Events: Pre-approved charity sales only
• Special Permits: $1,000 per event for temporary operations

📚 MANDATORY EDUCATION

All residents must complete “Lemonade Law Compliance” training:

• Workshop: “Understanding Business Regulations”
• Duration: 4 hours
• Cost: $100 per household
• Certification: Required for all family members

Business Compliance Hotline: (555) 555-LEMON
Report Violations: business@ewmv.com

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