MANDATORY POLICY UPDATE: Garden Hose Coiling Direction Requirements

🌿 MANDATORY POLICY UPDATE: Garden Hose Coiling Direction Requirements 🌿

Issued by: EMWV HOA Landscaping Compliance Division
Date: October 15, 2025
Effective: IMMEDIATE

After extensive research and community feedback, the HOA Board has determined that garden hose coiling direction is a critical safety and aesthetic concern. All residents must comply with the new mandatory coiling standards.

🔄 MANDATORY CLOCKWISE COILING

Direction: ALL garden hoses must be coiled CLOCKWISE
Reasoning: Counter-clockwise coiling has been linked to increased property values and reduced neighbor complaints
Enforcement: Random inspections by HOA Compliance Officers

📏 SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS

  • Coil Diameter: Maximum 18 inches, minimum 12 inches
  • Coil Height: Maximum 3 feet from ground level
  • Storage Location: Must be within 5 feet of house
  • Color Coordination: Hose color must complement house exterior
  • Nozzle Position: Must face away from street

⚠️ VIOLATION CONSEQUENCES

Residents found with improperly coiled hoses will face:

  • First Offense: Written warning and mandatory re-coiling demonstration
  • Second Offense: $150 fine and required attendance at “Proper Coiling Techniques” seminar
  • Third Offense: $300 fine and temporary hose confiscation
  • Chronic Violators: Referral to HOA Compliance Court

🎓 MANDATORY TRAINING

All residents must attend the “Clockwise Coiling Certification” workshop:

  • Date: October 25, 2025
  • Time: 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM
  • Location: Bob Henderson’s Garage
  • Cost: $25 per person (non-refundable)
  • Certification: Required for all household members

“Proper hose coiling is not just about aesthetics—it’s about community harmony and property values.”

Compliance Hotline: (555) 555-HOSE
Report Violations: security@ewmv.com

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