URGENT NOTICE: Wind Chime Noise Ordinance – Maximum 3 Chimes Per Property

🔔 URGENT NOTICE: Wind Chime Noise Ordinance – Maximum 3 Chimes Per Property 🔔

Issued by: EMWV HOA Audio Compliance Division
Date: October 12, 2025
Classification: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE

Recent complaints about excessive wind chime activity have prompted the HOA Board to implement strict new regulations. The community’s peace and quiet must be preserved at all costs.

🔢 WIND CHIME LIMITS

Maximum Allowed: 3 wind chimes per property
Size Restrictions: No chime larger than 6 inches in diameter
Material Requirements: Only bamboo, wood, or ceramic chimes allowed
Metal Chimes: STRICTLY PROHIBITED (too loud and disruptive)

⏰ OPERATING HOURS

Wind chimes may only be active during approved hours:

  • Weekdays: 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM
  • Weekends: 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM
  • Holidays: 12:00 PM – 4:00 PM
  • Nighttime: COMPLETELY SILENT (8:00 PM – 8:00 AM)

📊 VIOLATION TRACKING

The HOA has implemented a sophisticated monitoring system:

  • Audio Sensors: Installed throughout the community
  • Decibel Monitoring: Real-time noise level tracking
  • Violation Alerts: Automatic citations for excessive chime activity
  • Neighbor Reporting: Anonymous tip line for chime violations

💰 FINE STRUCTURE

Violators will face escalating penalties:

  • 4th Chime: $100 fine + mandatory removal
  • Excessive Chimes: $250 per additional chime
  • After Hours: $75 per hour of violation
  • Metal Chimes: $500 fine + immediate confiscation
  • Repeat Offenders: Referral to HOA Compliance Court

🎓 MANDATORY CHIME EDUCATION

All residents must complete the “Wind Chime Harmony” certification:

  • Workshop: “Understanding Chime Etiquette”
  • Duration: 2 hours
  • Cost: $50 per household
  • Certification: Required for all chime owners

“Remember: Your wind chimes should whisper, not shout. Community harmony depends on it.”

Chime Compliance Hotline: (555) 555-CHIME
Report Violations: chimeviolations@ewmv.com

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