🔔 URGENT NOTICE: Wind Chime Noise Ordinance – Maximum 3 Chimes Per Property 🔔
Issued by: EMWV HOA Audio Compliance Division
Date: October 12, 2025
Classification: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE
Recent complaints about excessive wind chime activity have prompted the HOA Board to implement strict new regulations. The community’s peace and quiet must be preserved at all costs.
🔢 WIND CHIME LIMITS
Maximum Allowed: 3 wind chimes per property
Size Restrictions: No chime larger than 6 inches in diameter
Material Requirements: Only bamboo, wood, or ceramic chimes allowed
Metal Chimes: STRICTLY PROHIBITED (too loud and disruptive)
⏰ OPERATING HOURS
Wind chimes may only be active during approved hours:
- Weekdays: 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM
- Weekends: 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM
- Holidays: 12:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Nighttime: COMPLETELY SILENT (8:00 PM – 8:00 AM)
📊 VIOLATION TRACKING
The HOA has implemented a sophisticated monitoring system:
- Audio Sensors: Installed throughout the community
- Decibel Monitoring: Real-time noise level tracking
- Violation Alerts: Automatic citations for excessive chime activity
- Neighbor Reporting: Anonymous tip line for chime violations
💰 FINE STRUCTURE
Violators will face escalating penalties:
- 4th Chime: $100 fine + mandatory removal
- Excessive Chimes: $250 per additional chime
- After Hours: $75 per hour of violation
- Metal Chimes: $500 fine + immediate confiscation
- Repeat Offenders: Referral to HOA Compliance Court
🎓 MANDATORY CHIME EDUCATION
All residents must complete the “Wind Chime Harmony” certification:
- Workshop: “Understanding Chime Etiquette”
- Duration: 2 hours
- Cost: $50 per household
- Certification: Required for all chime owners
“Remember: Your wind chimes should whisper, not shout. Community harmony depends on it.”
Chime Compliance Hotline: (555) 555-CHIME
Report Violations: chimeviolations@ewmv.com
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