EMWV Bulletins

🐕 PRINCE’S RETIREMENT PARADE – MANDATORY COMMUNITY EVENT 🐕 Issued by: EMWV HOA Security K-9 Division Date: May 31, 2025 Event Type: MANDATORY COMMUNITY CELEBRATION All residents are required to attend the retirement celebration for our beloved K-9 unit, Prince. After 7 years of dedicated service protecting our community from unauthorized content creation and emotional…

🚗 COMMUNITY NOTICE – VEHICULAR NOISE ORDINANCE UPDATE 🚗 Issued by: EMWV HOA Security Audio Compliance Division Date: May 28, 2025 Effective: IMMEDIATE The Audio Compliance Division is pleased to announce the implementation of our new “Bass Ban” policy. All vehicular audio systems must now comply with the “Gentle Breeze” standard. 🔊 AUDIO COMPLIANCE STANDARDS…

🚨 REMINDER – FIREWORKS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN EMWV 🚨 Issued by: EMWV HOA Security & Patriotic Compliance Division Date: June 26, 2025 Classification: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE Residents are hereby reminded that the use, possession, or storage of ANY fireworks is strictly prohibited from Independence Day through July 7th. This includes but is not limited to: Sparklers…

📊 Weekly Security Report Week of: October 16-22, 2025Report Prepared By: Chief Bob HendersonStatus: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🎯 Major Operations Completed Operation: Lemonade Stand Sweep Our Third Responders™ conducted a comprehensive sweep of unlicensed lemonade operations throughout the community. Results were outstanding: Citations Issued: 12 Operations Shut Down: 8 Permits Processed: 3 Community Education Sessions: 2…

🚨 URGENT SECURITY ALERT 🚨 Date: October 23, 2025Alert Level: CRITICALIncident Type: Garage Door Security Breach Our Third Responders™ have detected a significant increase in garage door violations across the East Mountain West View community. In the past 24 hours alone, we have documented 7 separate incidents of garage doors left open for extended periods.…

🚗 URGENT NOTICE: Out-of-State License Plates – Suspicious Vehicle Protocol 🚗 Issued by: EMWV HOA Vehicle Security Division Date: September 25, 2025 Classification: CRITICAL VEHICLE VIOLATION The HOA Board has identified a serious security threat: out-of-state license plates. These suspicious vehicles pose significant risks to community safety and property values. 🚨 SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE PROTOCOL Out-of-State…

🐱 EMERGENCY NOTICE: Emotional Support Animal Violations – Zero Tolerance Policy 🐱 Issued by: EMWV HOA Animal Compliance Division Date: September 28, 2025 Classification: CRITICAL ANIMAL VIOLATION The HOA Board has identified a serious threat to community order: unauthorized emotional support animals. These illegal animals pose significant risks to public health, safety, and property values.…

👖 CRITICAL ALERT: Cargo Shorts in Winter – Suspicious Activity Protocol 👖 Issued by: EMWV HOA Fashion Compliance Division Date: October 1, 2025 Priority: IMMEDIATE ENFORCEMENT The HOA Board has identified a serious fashion violation: cargo shorts worn during winter months. This suspicious activity threatens community safety and aesthetic standards. 🚨 SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY PROTOCOL Winter…

🚁 URGENT NOTICE: Unlicensed Drone Operations – Pool Net Enforcement Required 🚁 Issued by: EMWV HOA Airspace Security Division Date: October 3, 2025 Classification: CRITICAL AIRSPACE VIOLATION The HOA Board has identified a serious threat to community airspace: unlicensed drone operations. These unauthorized aircraft pose significant risks to privacy, safety, and property values. 🚫 DRONE…